ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You'll never get on the property ladder.
The only plot you'll ever own is two metres deep, and there's a waiting list.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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