ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life.
Someone will close them after the funeral. Unread.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When life gives you lemons, it sends the invoice later. With interest.
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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