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ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION
SUNDAY, 25 FEBRUARY 1962
Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment.
The candles are outnumbering the years you've got left.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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