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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION THURSDAY, 1 FEBRUARY 1962
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
  2. Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
  3. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up was optional. You ticked "later". This is later.…
  4. Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
  5. You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
  6. They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
  7. The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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