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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question".
Zack has read your ideas. Zack would like them escorted from the building.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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