ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your favourite music is now called "a classic".
So are you. It means old.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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