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There's no I in team.
There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one in "insolvency".
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
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- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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