ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The customer is always right.
The customer is also on hold, forever, which is exactly how the company likes it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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