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Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world.
Your overdraft found it first. It's been compounding you since 2017.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
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- They'll hold a minute's silence for you at the all-hands. It will be the…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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