ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years.
He has, however, given out about forty.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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