ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Treat yourself, they said.
You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
- You said "we move". You've lived in the same bedroom since you were nine.
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You say "it's not that deep" a lot. Your Notes app has 300 entries…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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