ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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