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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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