ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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