ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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