ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Till death do us part.
Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified end date.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- When you're gone, the one who misses you most will be the algorithm. It…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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