ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January.
It's been screaming quietly ever since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- The house will be tidy again one day. The day they move out. Tidy,…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Work smarter, not harder. You've chosen neither, and HR has a folder.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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