ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your step counter used to set goals. Now it just sends "Hello?" like a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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