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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're ageing like a fine wine.
Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark, away from people.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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