ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every birthday is a gift.
The gift is one fewer birthday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The game asks if you want to continue. Nobody ever asks if you want…
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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