ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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