ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love yourself first.
Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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