ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel.
You'll still lose.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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