ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy.
The company did the maths on your guilt, and the maths was right.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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