ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday".
Except a manager, and he meant your Monday, not his.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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