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Everything happens for a reason.
The reason is you. It's always been you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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