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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Be your own boss.
Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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