ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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