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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "romanticise studying".
You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
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- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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