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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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That's more than your friends manage.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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