ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Dress for the job you want.
The job you have will see you in at nine, in a lanyard, until retirement or restructure. Bet on restructure.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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