ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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