ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Limited-time event. Will not return.
Neither will your Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
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- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
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