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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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