ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "don't believe in labels". You believe in being kept as an option.
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You'll leave your children everything you have. It's mostly a bread maker and an…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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