ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle.
The kettle will outlast the excitement. Possibly you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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