ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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