ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A good night out now means home by ten.
Nobody had to come and get you. Nobody offered.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- Nothing says adulthood like being excited about a new kettle. The kettle will outlast…
- You call yourself "a bit of a foodie". You've ordered the same chicken 64…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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