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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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