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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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