ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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