ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have a "comfort show".
You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends 3.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Your 47 open tabs are an accurate map of your inner life. Someone will…
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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