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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
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- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- The return to office is completely optional. So was the badge-swipe leaderboard, and yet…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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