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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You're "in your villain era".
You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times. Villains have done less damage at a christening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- You're not a CEO. You're one person with a logo, a free email account…
- Wildflowering means letting the relationship grow naturally, with no timeline. It has the growth…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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