ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You call your mum "for advice".
You call her for the Netflix password.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Your back now goes out when you sneeze. It goes out more than you…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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