ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- You call your mum "for advice". You call her for the Netflix password.
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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