ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch.
Quiet budgeting is going anyway, checking your balance in the car and moving retirement to 79.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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