ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- Loud budgeting is telling everyone you can't afford brunch. Quiet budgeting is going anyway,…
- Fortnite was free to play. It was not free to stop.
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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