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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 25 JULY 1967
Fortnite was free to play.
It was not free to stop.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
  2. The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
  3. Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
  4. The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
  5. Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
  6. You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
  7. Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.

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