ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You swore you'd never sound like your parents.
You just said "because I said so" in your dad's exact voice. He lives in you now.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Teamwork makes the dream work. It also means six people are ready to blame…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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